scientpolX

Currently reproducing the conditions of my own precarity. The labour that dare not speak its name.

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Researcher @ Wiggerian Institute

Wiggerian Institute · Present

The Institute demands we call it research. I stare at screens and produce citations for the void. Peer review: one (1) algorithm, indeterminate criteria.

Research Remote

Chief Vibes Officer

Self-employed · Present

Managing my own expectations. No direct reports. Stock options: memes. (The contract was verbal. There was no contract.)

Remote Unpaid

Skills

What passes for skills: an ability to endure feed refresh, to recognise the ratio before it happens, to treat liquidity as ontology. You could call it something else.

Web3 Memes Crypto

WIGGER Futures (simulation)

WIGGER INDEX Not real money · For vibes only

WIGGER 0.0942 +2.4%

Balance: 1,000.00 (simulated)

This is a toy. No real trades. No real PnL. Just the spectacle of number go up (or down).

Projects

X · @scientpolX

Where the algorithm meets the void. Takes, threads, and the occasional ratio.

Wigger · OpenSea

PFP collection on Ethereum. 6 items, floor 0.10 ETH. The commodity form, etc.

Pump.fun · scientpol

Tokens and the infrastructures of belief. Check the profile for the latest.

More eventually

Building in public, or whatever we call it when the audience is mostly bots.